Richard

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What would you do with that?

Hispediatricianaskedsix-year-oldJohnny,whowatchedagoodmanyTV,adds,justtomakeconversation.Johnny,ifyoufoundacoupleofdollarsandhadtospendthem,whatwouldyoubuy?""AboxofTampax,"herepliedwithouthesitation."Tampax?"saidthedoctor,&qu

Gloomy Day...Today.

Igotupveryearlythismorningtothelibstudying.ThenZhangHZsentmeaSMStosaythathewouldgotoNanjingwithmetogetheron30thMarchandaskmeaboutthedetails.IcalledtheHRmmoftheSamsungNanjingtochecktheinformation.Butshetoldmethattherewasntmynameintheirlist.Whatswrong?

Xiao Jiang

ReceiveE-mailfromIROofSamsungtotellmethattheywontgivemeaninterview.Whatapity.Butnothinglost.Itisnotabadthing,Ithink.Therearesomanyelitesintheworld...IwenttotutorYezithismorning.Stayedinthelibtogoonmyreviewofdigitalcircuit.At9pm,Idecidedtogolabtorelax

又挂了!

老伤又挂了。昨天天气很好,春风得意,艳阳高照。几个土人约了我去打球。早早来到了球场,张土人他们已经在了。打了一小会儿,手感很不错,命中率几乎100%。稍事消息,刘土人来了,“暴跳”师兄也来了。于是重新来过。每局10球,我和“暴跳”,刘土

Where is my Rolex!

AlawyeropenedthedoorofhisBMW,whensuddenlyacarcamealongandhitthedoor,rippingitoffcompletely.Whenthepolicearrivedatathescence,thelawyerwascomplainingbitterlyaboutthedamagetohispreciousBMW."Officer,lookwhattheyvedonetomyBeemer!"hewhined."

Done

从世杰回来的路上就想好了这个题目,但是似乎现在应该改一下。晚上5点半出发,到了才知试讲从6点半开始。这些人,效率真低,都6点20了还没有人来。6点35分,人来了。于是开始。试讲的人大概有20多位,两个比较年轻的评委--都是世杰的高层人物吧。首先上去讲的是工大机械

Bond

四个女生的音乐,真是震撼,让我在椅子上都能跳起来。听得血脉贲张,喜欢。上午写了一个上午的ppt,晚上就得去试着误人子弟了。早上接到了IME的电话,说是10号左右复试。赶快结束一段麻烦,开始真正应该做的事情。

What's the boy's name

Apregmantwomangetsintoacaraccidentandfallsintoadeepcoma.Asleepfornearlysixmonths,shewakesupandseesthatsheisnolongerpregnant.Frantically,sheaskthedoctoraboutherbaby.Thedoctorreplies,"Masm,youhadtwins!Aboyandagirl.Thebabiesarefine.Yourbrothercamei

What's the boy's name

Apregmantwomangetsintoacaraccidentandfallsintoadeepcoma.Asleepfornearlysixmonths,shewakesupandseesthatsheisnolongerpregnant.Frantically,sheaskthedoctoraboutherbaby.Thedoctorreplies,"Masm,youhadtwins!Aboyandagirl.Thebabiesarefine.Yourbrothercamei

Sunshine....

打开窗户,阳光洒落我全身。风儿把阳光吹了进来,也带来了料峭春寒,敲键盘的手指有点僵硬了。早上路过芳华园的时候,发现湖边的垂柳一夜之间全都绿了,扎出了嫩绿的新芽,远望去湖的四周像是披上了一层轻纱。春天来了,充满希望的季节。

想家

这几天一直都很想家,怀念家里温暖的感觉。在家,我可以每天都喝伊利,每天吃可口的饭菜,每天看电视,每天上网,每天和爸妈聊天,每天辅导妹妹功课.....虽然比较无聊,但是觉得很舒服。人越来越大,却越来越想起老家。真希望马上回家。

心情不好

唉。。。。不舒服。

H to O

TEACHER:Whatisthechemicalformulaforwater?SARAR:"HIJKLMNO!"TEACHER:Whatareyoutalkingabout?SARAR:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!

英雄

什么叫做英雄?摧锋于正锐,挽澜于极危,可以叫做英雄。