Tech Support:"I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer:"OK."

Tech Support:"Did you get a pop-up munu?" Customer:"No."

Tech Support:"Ok.Right click again.Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer:"No."

Tech Support:"Ok.Sir,Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer:"Sure,you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."